Wednesday, February 22, 2006

A Job for the Chief?

There is some Pro-Wrestling outfit called the Heartland Wrestling Association (HWA) based in Cincinnati, Ohio, USA.

Apparently last Monday the HWA had six title bouts broadcast on some US television channel. Match 4 involved “Tracey Smothers w/ "Sugar" Shane Matthews & The Terrorist vs Matt Stryker”, whatever that mumbo-jumbo means.

I imagine it involved a bunch of assorted laughable goons shouting and screaming while pretending to be seriously involved in a wrestling bout. Anyway, cutting a long story short according to a
Website post-match report the following took place:

[A wrestler called] 'The Terrorist' unrolls a Pakistan flag and is about to sing the Pakistani national anthem. He tells the crowd that it's a long song and to not chant USA. "Call Me" by Blondie hits and McGuinness runs into the ring with a chair.
Ummm...well, after that what can you really say?

On second thoughts I suggest we send our Head Chowkidar pronto to Cincinnati where he can display the non-terrorist side of Pakistan and defend our ‘national interest’ by thumping this horrid unpatriotic ‘The Terrorist’ into submission and then by buying a ranch and settling there.


Mystery Meat said...

"The Terrorist" in real life is probably an out-of-work plumber from Oklahoma. The "identities" of the wrestlers change with the times. After World War II, they were Nazis. Later, they were Russians, then Iranians, and so on.

Ed Dickson said...

I grew up in Pakistan in the 60's and 70's.

Enjoyed your blog and it's a great place for me to catch up.

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